Twilight Band-Aids

Are soooo hot. I wish I had some.

They say Edward on them. OH MY GOD I WISH I HAD A VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND. IT'S SOOOOO CUTE!

I do, and it brings me halfmast every time I look in the mirror.

I sparkle in the sunlight.

I jus t drool when I see me some Twilight band-aids. If I see someone with one on I ask "You got any more on you?" I hope they do and if they do I just take the band-aod and make it sparkle all over my vampire face.

A whole chapter about planning to go pick out dresses. It can't be unread!

I forgot you were reading it.

I think it went something like this:

"AH A BUNCH OF SCARY GUYS"
"WE'RE A BUNCH OF SCARY GUYS"
"I'M EDWARD, MY EDWARD SENSES WERE TINGLING AND I NEED TO SAVE YOU FROM A BUNCH OF SCARY GUYS"
"OH THANK YOU EDWARD"

why do i remember this

"YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL CAN I TOUCH YOU?"
"YOU SHOULD KNOW I'M DANGEROUS."
"IT'S OKAY LET ME TOUCH YOU."
"I'M DANGEROUS."
"I LIKE YOU."
"I'M DANGEROUS."
"I LIKE YOU."
"I'M DANGEROUS."
"I LIKE YOU."

"EDWARD I LOVE"
"I'M DANGEROUS, LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE."
"OK."
*THEY DO*
"WE'RE ALL OLD."
"THAT'S HOT."
"LET'S PLAY BASEBALL, IT'S DANGEROUS, LIKE ME SO YOU SHOULDN'T COME WITH US."
"OK, BUT I WILL, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
"I'M DANGEROUS."

"I HAVE SOME OBSESSION OF YOUR SMELL AND I LIKE TO HANG AROUND WHILE YOU SLEEP."
"THAT'S HOT"
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A SEX OFFENDER?"
"I LIKE YOU"
"I'M DANGEROUS."

"YOU SPARKLE IN THE LIGHT"
"I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT"
*HE RUNS REALLY FAST*
*THEY MAKE OUT*
"I'M DANGEROUS"

"YOU'RE LIKE MY HEROIN"
"YOU MEAN HEROINE LOL"
"LOL... I'M DANGEROUS"

Ahahaha, I'm so glad I didn't read that.

"HEY WHAT'S UP FAGS?"
"I'M TOO BUSY PLAYING VAMPIRE BASEBALL, BECAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS. I'M DANGEROUS."
"THAT GIRL IS HUMAN, EAT HER FACE"
*VAMPIRES HISS AT EACH OTHER FOR SIX HOURS*
"I'LL LET YOU LIVE FOR NOW"
"OK"
"FUCKING RUN"
"WHY"
"I'M DANGEROUS"

I like how for the first half of the book absolutely nothing happens.

I also noticed that. But we can't have a serious discussion about it because I'M DANGEROUS.

I'm sorry, Alex, I really am.

I'M DANGEROUS.


But I still can't say it's alright.

Volatile ammounts of awful.

I like how we filmed this.