New Darius game for PSP

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/photo-m.phtml?post_key=146168&photo_key=110422

I like how none of the PSP's good games utilize 3d except for visual purposes. Seriously, I love side-scrollers.

Oh cool.

I made my mom play Darius Gaiden with me. It didn't work.

It's never a good idea for parents to play games. Like my dad playing GTA and obeying the laws.

I remember when I had GTA III and I wanted Vice City so I let my dad play 3 so he could see that it wasn't that bad. First thing he does is gets out a baseball bat and kills an old lady.

"So can I get the next one?"
"Are you kidding me? This game is disgusting. Did you see what I did to that old lady?"

Ah, the times when parents were concerned over video games.

My dad gets REALLY upset when I kill horses in Oblivion, but tried to kill children when I let him play House of the Dead 2.

Your family is crazy about horses.

Yeah it's pretty funny.

"STOP IT COLLIN THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
"What are you yelling at?"
"COLLIN KEEPS KILLING HIS HORSE. NOW STOP"
*Horse gets back up*
"HE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE YOU NOW"

Did you eat my chocolate bars?

My dad played Halo with my brother and I once, didn't turn out too well.