I'm on a Bus

I'm on a bus.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

I never thought I'd be on a bus.

That's what I thought.

Believe me when I say I... I donno.

I FOUND A SPITTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRERRRRRrRRRRrrrrRRR

I'm riding on this seat.
It has rips and shit.

[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh


Let's start editing. You do the first two lines, les take turns.

Get your backpacks ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin window (shorty, yeah)


Why the window? Have you ever been looking out the window when the bus hits a bump and you smash your face against it? That's all I could think of. We can rework that later.

But stay in your motherfuckin seats
We riding this, let's go

I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
Everybody look at me cause I'm ridin on a bus (ridin on a bus)

I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin bus (bus, yeah)

I'm on a bus motherfucker take a look at me
Straight coasting on a bus on the wide open road

Carryin five kids, not all that much to discuss
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a bus